Premiership North v South

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during the Aviva Premiership Rugby 2016-2017 Season Launch at Twickenham Stadium on August 25, 2016 in London, England.

Using the ‘Watford Gap’ as a generous dividing line and allowing the Worcester Warriors to even things up by being included dubiously in The North, I pick my current dream Aviva Premiership teams from the two regions of England:

The North –

Players from Newcastle, Sale, Wasps, Northampton, Leicester, Worcester

  1. Ellis GengeLeicester -Destructive loose-head with a promising future ahead.
  2. Dylan HartleyNorthampton -No.1 hooker in the country currently, England captain and tip for Lions leadership. Say no more.
  3. Kieran BrookesNorthampton -A physical monster making his presence felt wherever he goes. Suring up the scrum.
  4. Joe LaunchburyWasps -Sitting on the England bench behind Itoje and with Maro in the South side, Joe is first choice for the North.
  5. Courtney LawesNorthampton -As above but for substitute Kruis for Itoje.
  6. Alafoti FaosilivaWorcester -Unlucky to be picked to be made an example of with sending off against Gloucester but his carrying at 6 is vital in the modern game.
  7. Guy ThompsonWasps -Has made the biggest impact of any player this season whether at 7 or playing 8 in place of Nathan Hughes. Tip for England in November internationals & a headache for coaches when James Haskell returns.
  8. Josh BeaumontSale -A real leader in the old fashioned sense of the word. Commanding presence and good control at the base of the scrum.  Sale’s sole representative.
  9. Sam HarrisonLeicester -Although not first choice yet for Leicester, his performance marshalling the comeback against Leicester gets him into this team. Union’s Sean Long.
  10. Danny CiprianiWasps -Could watch him all day. Ford, Farrell & Steenson all tremendously safe & secure but Cipriani has the X-factor and if harnessed, could be truly world class.
  11. George NorthNorthampton -The Welsh Lomu. Has gone looking for the ball again and is benefitting because of it.  Still a genetic freak that is poetry in motion.
  12. Jimmy GoperthWasps -Just a great rugby player. Not fancy or flash but actually very skillfull and with a heart and engine that would run through walls for you.  Combo with Cipriani is working so well.
  13. Peter BethamLeicester -Great ball handler and powerful runner providing the impact game outside Goperth. Has added another dimension to Leicester’s back line this season after taking time to adjust to the Premiership last year.
  14. Christian WadeWasps -The speedster, the flyer, the finisher and with all the talent inside him, he should get plenty of chances in a game like this.
  15. Telusa VeainuLeicester -Twinkling feet and powerful upper body strength endow this guy with all the tools to be a stunning counter-attack rugby player.

Director of Rugby – Dai Young

The South –

Players from Exeter, Bristol, Bath, Gloucester, Saracens, Harlequins

  1. Mako VunipolaSaracens -Outstanding so far this season. His work-rate for a guy of his size is incredible.  Becoming more and more experienced also.
  2. Luke Cowan-DickieExeter -One of the most exiting forward talents around. Is pushing Hartley for the England No.2 jersey and an almost certain Lions contender.
  3. Thomas FrancisExeter -Another victim of the letter of the law this season after seeing red against Halequins. Propping up a very decent scrum down at Sandy Park.
  4. Maro ItojeSaracens -The form player in every element. Rate at which he has taken to international rugby is frightening.  An athlete who is probably the first name on this team sheet.
  5. George KruisSaracens -The partnership he is building with Itoje for club and country is Matfield & Botha-esque.  Hugely powerful and the real ‘engine’ in the ‘engine room’.
  6. Ross Moriarty – Gloucester -Has always shown potential but has started to discover how to use it this season. On paper part of an awesome Gloucester back row but he is the current star of it.
  7. Jack CliffordHarlequins -No.1 choice to replace Haskell in the test side before he was injured. A fierce competitor over the ball and an enticing contest against Thompson here.
  8. Billy VinupolaSaracens -Becoming more dominant with every game. He has no right to be making the breaks and collisions he regularly does late in games with his size & bulk on board.  Nothing between him and Taulupe Faletau for Lions’ shirt.
  9. Kahn Fotuali’iBath -The ‘Aaron Smith of the Premiership’. Game management and forward marshalling along with partnership between himself and George Ford have got Bath to where they are at this stage.
  10. Gareth SteensonExeter -After an early season experiment with Henry Slade at 10, Exeter have gone back to the Steenson/Slade combo at 10/12 with dramatic effect. His game control is remarkable.
  11. Anthony WatsonBath -Playing on his less favoured wing, he is talented enough to cover both and is still one of the most exciting players to watch in the league. Has made the England berth his own.
  12. Owen FarrellSaracens -You cannot deny what Farrell gives you as a player. Though not graced with the natural skills and fluency of a Cipriani or the man outside of him – Henson – he is a tough, no-nonsense and dependable rugby player.  Oh and he can kick a bit.
  13. Gavin HensonBristol -A rugby player who divides opinion like no other. He is a gifted runner with the ball in two hands with a strong defense.  Very few have as much time on the ball as Henson appears to and that, you cannot teach.
  14. Jack NowellExeter -Both England wingers in the side for obvious reasons. Nowell not as flashy a runner as Watson but equally effective.
  15. Alex GoodeSaracens -With an ability to seemingly always evade the first tackle, this inevitably leads to gains every time he gets the ball. As dangerous a counter attacker as any in the league.

Director of Rugby – Mark McCall

With those two sides selected, ‘Who do you think would win?’

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Steenson ahead of Ford, Henson ahead of Joseph, not to mention Farrell at 12 (ok he is playing there for England), and no place for Louw in the back row, wow! No George vs Cowan-Dickie is an interesting one as well

  2. Henson instead of Joseph? & Brookes instead of Cole? They are the two obvious changes the rest are always going to be subjective and based on view of form and club bias from those in the discussion.

    South would probably win (& I’m a Leicester man)

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